Baking mishaps and cake disasters

Chocolate Fudge Cake

I've always thought that everyone should know how to bake, or at the very least, should give it a go (and the gratuitous photos of yummy cakes posted here today are to encourage you to pick up that whisk). It's such a rewarding activity and, unless you're a contestant on Masterchef or taking part in the horrifying Come Dine With Me, there's really no need to make anything complicated or to find yourself all stressed out. In fact, that's one of the great joys of baking. No matter what you decide to bake, whether it's a simple scone or a decadent chocolate layer cake, you will feel just as happy with the end result. Your kitchen will smell fabulous as it bakes and once it has emerged from the oven and cooled sufficiently, there's the satisfaction of eating something you made yourself. Not to mention, of course, that the taste of a home-made cake is second to none.

So many people I speak to are either terrified of or overwhelmed by the thought of baking, convinced that making a cake successfully from scratch requires great skill, natural talent and possibly even an element of magic. Really all you need are some basic techniques (easily learned and mastered with practice) and a good recipe that you promise to follow to the letter. Unlike savoury cooking - which can be quite forgiving if you leave something out, get your quantities wrong or cook it for too long - baking is an exact science. As such, you must follow the recipe, using the exact ingredients listed, in the amounts given and the method prescribed and, as a rule, the result will be a lovely cake. With enough experience and knowledge it is possible to alter recipes and adjust ingredients, but for a novice or for the nervous, just following the recipe should get you there.

Coffee & Walnut Cake

For those of you gnashing your teeth as you read this, thinking 'But I did and it still didn't work!', I will admit that some recipes are more foolproof than others. Bad copy editing has a lot to answer for, though sometimes, the problem is that the author assumes a certain level of knowledge or experience on the part of the reader or they just don't think to spell out every step in the process. One American book I bought was a nightmare, riddled with errors - I tried twice to bake the 'Hot Milk Sponge Cake' and was left with a sadly droopy sponge each time. A spot of googling revealed that it wasn't just me - other bakers had tried and failed this and other recipes from the book (it's called 'Miette' - don't be fooled by its very pretty cover and design, it will lead you astray).

So don't despair, it may not be your fault that your cake didn't turn out right. Find a reliable recipe and give baking another go! If I had to recommend somewhere to begin, I would point you towards Delia Smith or Mary Berry. Nigella's recipes are always fabulous and have never let me down but according to Sister No.3 (who bakes less than the rest of us), they can be a little slap-dash in the instruction department. That being said, even with the most reliable, tried-and-tested recipe and years of experience, cake disasters do occur. Lest you think that there are no cake skeletons hiding in my closet, here are some I made earlier...

There was the time I forgot to put the flour in the chocolate and peanut-butter cookies - flour is a crucial binding ingredient, giving cakes and biscuits structure, so it's no surprise that the result was a molten mess of butter, sugar, peanut-butter and chocolate on the tray when it came out of the oven. Another time, I added the bicarbonate of soda (a common raising agent for cakes) to the warm wet mixture of a Chocolate Christmas Cake, when it should have been in with the dry ingredients. It bubbled and fizzed furiously, using up all of its lovely rising power in advance of the baking. I ignored my instincts and baked it anyway - needless to say, the cake came out about half the height it should have been and was as dense as brick. All of those lovely (and expensive!) ingredients wasted. Sister No.1 had a similar experience recently when making her famous Coconut Cake for a family event with her in-laws. She completely forgot the baking powder (another raising agent), resulting in two solid discs of sponge sandwiched with some rather delicious cream cheese icing and covered in coconut. Her cake still made it to first place at the informal cake contest held that day by her brother-in-law and was totally savaged (it just goes to show, one person's cake disaster can be another person's tasty treat).

I find these mishaps rarely occur when I'm trying something new or complex, but instead when I'm tired, distracted and making something I've done a dozen times before. Maybe there should be a caveat included in any baking instructions - do not attempt while tired and avoid if you've been enjoying a tipple. Ultimately, experienced baker or scared beginner, things can and do go wrong, so the best thing to do is adopt a relaxed attitude and, most importantly, don't panic - it's only cake!